What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

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How are women like KFC?

After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

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What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon?

UnawareWolf

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.