Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

How do you tell if your girlfriend's ticklish?

You give her a test tickle.

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Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

Why can't Elvis Presley drive?

Cause he's dead.

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Who gets saved?

America

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

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What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!