Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

because the owner will tell you

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Who's there? Deja. Deja who?

Knock, knock.

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Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

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Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings