Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

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Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings