Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

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Because she ain't special, Shiite.

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Islamabad.

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WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

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I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

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What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.