What did the English teacher write when...

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.

M Jokes More M Jokes

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

P.S. Jokes More P.S. Jokes

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

English Teacher Jokes More English Teacher Jokes

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3