How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.