What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

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Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.