What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*