What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe