What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

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How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

What is a virgin's least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes