Elope Jokes

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Why couldn't the melons get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why were the boy and girl melons depressed?

Because they can't elope.

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Romeo Jokes More Romeo Jokes

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

Minister Jokes More Minister Jokes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Can't Jokes More Can't Jokes

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.