A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.
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Because they can't elope!
A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Because they can't elope.
He said he can't elope.
He told her he *can't elope*.
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Because they can't elope
Because it can't elope.
Because they were cant elopes
Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
He tractor down
Cantaloupe
A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)
You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D
Cantaloupe.
Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!
He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.
A cantelope
Can't- elope!
a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.