Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

Why were the boy and girl melons depressed?

Because they can't elope.