What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Friendzone Jokes More Friendzone Jokes

Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Spike Jokes More Spike Jokes

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

Endzone Jokes More Endzone Jokes

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.