Friendzone Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

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What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

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What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

How do you escape a fascist authoritarian regime?

By getting aboard (a) voat

B Jokes More B Jokes

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

Why is Alabama the smartest state?

Because it has four A's and one B.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

How was your interview?

Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

Endzone Jokes More Endzone Jokes

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

Friendship Jokes More Friendship Jokes

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.