What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

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What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

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What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

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What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF