What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

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Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin