How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

What color is the wind?

Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count ?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she can swallow,

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Good One Jokes More Good One Jokes

What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled