How can you tell if you have a high sperm count ?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she can swallow,

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How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.