How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

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Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot?

Perky.

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Why did the pharoah go to the dentist?

Because egypt his tooth.

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

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What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

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How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt