How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

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What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

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How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank