What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

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His life was at stake. Badum psh.

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He felt he had no porpoise in life

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Cell mate.

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Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

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I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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Mon, soon."

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What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.