What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

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Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon."

What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

What does the sun skate on?

Solarblades

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!