How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon."

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What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

What do you call a Jamaican with diahorrea?

Cool Runnings*

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How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.