What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

Spaceman Jokes More Spaceman Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican?

Rasta Pasta.

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.