What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

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What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.