What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!