Spaceman Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

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What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

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If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

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