How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

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I believe I can fry.

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They throw silverware down the stairs.

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How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.