Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

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What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

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Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

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Why was the peanut so salty?

Because it got R O A S T E D

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"