Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

Plenty of room !

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!