Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons?

Kong-fu

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car