Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

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What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

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Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz