Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

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Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

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What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut