An astronut.
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The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Deez Nutz
Because they work for peanuts
Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?
That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?
Astronuts!
Because he couldn't handle his roast
He was a-roasted peanut.
Planters.
He was a"salted"
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Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.
At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.
Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.
I'll be back in a jiffy
A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!
Think about it.
Because it got R O A S T E D
Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"
They're willing to work peanuts!
Mr. Peanut
Wife: Please go wait in the car
Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
Mascarpone!
2 large planes
Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
I've yet to find someone who knows.
He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy
They're used to people 'goblin' them!
Cirque le Jerk
DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!
A bird that talks in morse code !
A flat fish !
Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.
Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :
