An astronut.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Deez Nutz
Because they work for peanuts
Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?
That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?
Astronuts!
Because he couldn't handle his roast
He was a-roasted peanut.
Planters.
He was a"salted"
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.
At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.
Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.
I'll be back in a jiffy
A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!
Think about it.
Because it got R O A S T E D
Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"
They're willing to work peanuts!
Mr. Peanut
Wife: Please go wait in the car
Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
It's the one who has knee pads on.
Donor Kebab
We need a ROOF!
The Milky Wei.
Introduce him to Warhammer.
when someone fed a genie alfredo
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
He was far out man. --
Cirque le Jerk
Because it's mom was in a real jam.
Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
Bugs Bunny !
Cus it was being stalked!
