Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK