Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

the ICU

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

Why is Gandalf's cupcake shop so successful?

Because he has a magical staff.

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

How do you make 7 even?

By removing the S

Splinter Jokes More Splinter Jokes

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Staff Infection Jokes More Staff Infection Jokes

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

What is a sorcerer's least favorite disease?

A staff infection