Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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Why is Gandalf's cupcake shop so successful?

Because he has a magical staff.

What does the high elves call Gandalf?

Methrandir

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Why are mods the worst?

Removed

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

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What is a sorcerer's least favorite disease?

A staff infection

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...