Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

Why did the woman's visit to wall street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

What does the high elves call Gandalf?

Methrandir

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Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

What is a sorcerer's least favorite disease?

A staff infection