How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ?

1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

La Jokes More La Jokes

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !

Splinter Jokes More Splinter Jokes

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Smash Jokes More Smash Jokes

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

Old Bulb Jokes More Old Bulb Jokes

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.