How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

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How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Splinter Jokes More Splinter Jokes

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

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How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.