I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.
Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it
A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"
Pies are round
She's only happy when "It's Complicated."