Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

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What would be Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test?

Hmm