Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

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What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES