Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

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What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.