Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

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Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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When she pulls out the tampon all the cotton has been picked.

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Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

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He was trying to bust a move

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Read a book, you dummies.

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a little get-together.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES