What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

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Computer Programmer Jokes More Computer Programmer Jokes

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Colon Jokes More Colon Jokes

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.