What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

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Computer Programmer Jokes More Computer Programmer Jokes

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Colon Jokes More Colon Jokes

Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.