What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

Previous Random Joke Next

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.