Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do you call a belt made of paper?

A waist of paper.

How ugly was she?

Paper or plasic?

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.