Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ?

Ankansas though any piece of wood !

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.