Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls?

So they can see what's coming.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!"

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

How amphetamine addiction is called?

Need for Speed.