How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

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Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

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A surgeon.

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

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How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

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Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Safeway Bag Jokes More Safeway Bag Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.