What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

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Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

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What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

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What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture