Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

How do you sink a polish ship?

you put it in the water

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck?

Hose A and Hose B.

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture