Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What do you call two mexican firefighters?

Hose A and Hose B.

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.