What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

Purr Jokes More Purr Jokes

How is cat food sold ?

Usually purr can !

Who's there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who ?

Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat !