What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

Purr Jokes More Purr Jokes

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Who's there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who ?

Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat !