What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

Purr Jokes More Purr Jokes

How is cat food sold ?

Usually purr can !

Who's there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who ?

Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat !