Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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How much did the pie cost?

Answer in comments

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

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Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

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What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

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What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

What do you call a man with no religion?

Godfrey