Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

Answer: That's the lost one right there.

What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)

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Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

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Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?

Radio waves !

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What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr