Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

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What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!