Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

What's Fermat's favorite topic in Mathematics aside from his theorem?

Fermatation.