Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?

Chicken tikka m'sala

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

Theorem Jokes More Theorem Jokes

What's Fermat's favorite topic in Mathematics aside from his theorem?

Fermatation.

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem