What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

What do you call a lesbian version of Grindr?

Scisr.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.