What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN?

She was feelin' the Bern!

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!