Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."