Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior?

The Illuminaughty

What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.