What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

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What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

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Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.