Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.
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Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
It's a fish.
Someone pushed her
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
It got stuck in a crack.
Frostbite.
Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.
They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.
Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.
Prawn crackers.
My phone number won't fill up an entire book.
