Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh