What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

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How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

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How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

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Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic