What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

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Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

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What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism