How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling .

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

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How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

What about you?

me: define "child"

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How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.