How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

Previous Random Joke Next

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

Shrink Jokes More Shrink Jokes

How many shrinks does it take to change a tire?

Well, first the tire really has to want to change...

How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.