How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

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How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

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How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

How many shrinks does it take to change a tire?

Well, first the tire really has to want to change...