How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.

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How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.