How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

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Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

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How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

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How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.