How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

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How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

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What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

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