How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

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What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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What Is a Chinese persons favorite holiday?

Chinko De Mayo

What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

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What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

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Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

What's the loneliest drink?

I dunno but its in a solo cup.

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How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)